The Funny Side of 55

If there is one thing I have learned through the aging process it is that the one thing that improves with age is a persons sense of humour. That is not to say it's the only thing that improves but to me it's the most valuable. I am now able to look back at past embarrasments, foibles and just plain dumb things I did or saw and laugh about them. Seeing as how I now get this perverted enjoyment from remembering lifes little catastrophes or what seemed like catastrophes at the time I thought I would 'blog' a few to you. Of course those that I post will not all be mine but also some that I was just witness to (or perpatrator of...I have always enjoyed a good practical joke).

MUSINGS AND MEANDERINGS

Why are there so many more door knobs (if you know what I mean) than there are doors.

Have you noticed that the easiest way to find a misplaced tool is to go out and buy a new one...as soon as you get home with it, there's the lost one sitting right out in plain sight.

RULES TO LIVE BY

Never run out of coffee or toilet paper...in that order.

Never ask your boss for a day off...tell him/her you are taking the day off.

Never leave an opening, it will be taken...see above.

It's always better to be early than late...unless it's for your own hanging.